Sunday, May 22, 2011

Tim Hortons - never fails to dissappoint

So I didn't sleep last night - like at all. No idea why. At about 5:30 I had this great plan to go watch the sunrise and end the drive with a little bit of coffee. I am riding this out as long as possible. This letter is what I wrote once I got home

This morning, May 22 at 6:55 I had the horrible realization that starbucks didn't open until 8. I had not slept this entire night for reasons unbeknownst to myself, and I decided to try and fight sleep as long as possible. In order to assist with this I would require some assistance from caffeine. Seeing as starbucks was not going to be able to fulfil this need I turned to my last resort - Tim Hortons.

I ordinarily do not go to your establishment for many reasons. One - your track record of customer service is one of the worst in the fast food industry. Most often I don't even use a drive-through because I'm in fear of your workers being to incompetent to correctly prepare my order. Most of the people in my peer group agree, and I am in one of your target markets - broke university students (judging by the two locations on my university campus). Another- your coffee really doesn't appeal to my. I generally postpone the majority of coffee consumption until the beverage has cooled. Yours tastes worse once cooled. I prefer drinking coffee in it's natural state, but I must add milk and sugar if I am to bear an entire cup of your brand.

This morning my encounter at your Winnipeg location on gateway began pleasantly. I was pleased that your location was open. I walked in and was greeted with a timid hello by a small asian lady, whose name currently escapes me although I do remember she was in training. She took my order without any issue, and then began to prepare my order. A toasted everything bagel with cream cheese. Once taking my payment I was expecting my two cents of change. Obviously I don't care about two cents. I did want to opportunity to drop those coins into the kids camp jar. I did not indicate in any way that I didn't want my change, and she didn't even make an attempt to hand me any change. To be overly dramatic, your company owes me two cents. Do I care? No. The next point - I watched as she prepared my bagel and the small small amount of cream cheese that she put on my bagel, was barely any. It was worse than a poorly buttered piece of toast. It was as though she didn't want me to actually enjoy the bagel. Once she brought the bagel over to package for me I had to inform her that she did not put enough cream cheese on my bagel, and I asked her politely if she could put more on. She turned to go back to the preparation station and began to scrape it off. I stopped her immediately and have to re-clarify what I was telling her. That task was then adequately performed and so she moved to prepare my coffee. As she began to pour to liquid into my cup I noticed that the time on the pot read 5:05. That is an HOUR prior to my arrival. It is my understanding that there should be a fresh pot of coffee every twenty minutes. I also recognize that efficiency within your company sometimes means that you can't follow every promise. I also don't encourage wastefulness, howeverI was disappointed with the fact that I was not receiving what was promised to me. I had already complained once that morning and I truly did not want to give this girl a hard time because she was new.

To sum up, I left your store with very negative feelings, and of course all my previous feelings as to why I don't go to your store regularly were confirmed.

The reason I chose to act in this matter instead of dealing with the issue when it happened is because I feel the girl working may have taken my comments personally. It is not solely her fault. Perhaps not listening properly would be one issue, however proper training and proper evaluation is essential in building strong employees that are able to carry out services to exceed customer expectations.


Customer service is not about giving the bare minimum - it is about ensuring that people are pleased with your service. You must positive feelings towards your company so they can either pass along positive word of mouth, or they themselves become loyal customers.

Basically - You fucked up.

All I expect is a reply to this email so that I know someone actually read it. Tim Hortons is an important Canadian company, and I really would like the chance to be able to support it, but right now - you are lucky that you can sell such cheap food and drinks and that there is no real national competitor.


You never fail to disappoint.


I know I used a bad word - I just wanted to see what kind of a rise I can get from that. I really hope that I get a response. I will be sure to share it with all of you.

Here's something to remember - I am overtired. I do understand that this letter is completely ridiculous and I actually stopped a few times to laugh at this long long rant. I guess I just took out years of frustration and hatred out in the letter - it's not like I have anything better to do. I'm still laughing a little. but yeah - I really hope I get a response.

Another reason I didn't complain while I was in there was because I was thinking about Karma and I was in such a spectacular serene mood I didn't want to ruin my chakras. Then on my drive back home I was turning down my street and saw one rabbit really close to my car. Then I drove a little bit further and was so so close to hitting another rabbit. I am convinced that keeping my mouth shut saved that poor rabbit. I might be over exaggerating.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

my summer

This year summer has not been ruined by poor weather, mosquitos (not yet) or anything else that is of a typical complaint. This year my summer has been ruined by construction. Literally my favourite way of getting EVERYWHERE is not longer a road because of an extension being built onto the disraeli bridge. I am just not at all impressed. Even going to work I have to go through a construction zone. It is highly likely that I will rant about this again this summer!!

In other news, my golf game yesterday went decent. My father and I had a bet that he would buy me a 12-pack of beer if I ever beat him on a hole. Personally I didn't think this would ever happens, but it happened on the 10th hole. He really just did not perform well. I guess it doesn't help when your first hit is into a tree, and your second, as you try to get it out of there hits another tree. Golf has really began taking over my life though. So much in fact that the other day I watched golf on TV!!! So far I am just really satisfied with my job. I'm hoping to shoot 110 this year. That means shaving about 20 strokes off my game. This is completely doable though. I just need to focus every single shot!!

As I blog I am updating my ipod which has not been done in ages...it took me long enough to even download the new itunes. I am scared of all my stuff getting deleted so I am in a bit of a panic.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

a golf pro I am not

So I started work last friday at larters golf course. So far...I like it (mind you it's only three shifts). It's very interesting because I work with only boys. Everyone in the pro shop, and then the back-shop are all of the male persuasion.

I need to build up some street, or pardon, course cred. I won't lie...I'm not that great at golf, and as far as suggesting clubs I have nothing to offer. I do however make up for that with my enthusiasm and ability to make small talk. It's obvious that the sport is quite male dominated. One customer was even making remarks to the idea that women ruin golf. I played it cool and said "I'll just turn around and close my ears". There are a lot of weirdos. The first couple shifts I got to hear some great stories and I look forward to hearing/experiencing more!

I need to find some more work hours though to make enough europe money!!

I have had these few days off so monday my dad and I went golfing and I did have some nice shots, but hitting the ball everytime I swing is not yet a forte of mine. I may spend some time afterwork hitting at the driving range. I just really don't want anyone to see how bad I suck!! That's why it's nice to just hit the course.

Today I cleaned my room some more/ again and went to the MCC thrift store and got a neat little dish to put rings in...and another creative idea...a vase for my bracelets. I spent a whole whopping $0.55. I impress myself.





I have also come to the conclusion I have way to many clothes...especially socks. I am very specific on which socks can be worn when.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

talking smart

I don't understand why talking smartly is seen as uncool. I won't lie, I do speak with a somewhat sophisticated vocabulary. I won't say I'm immune to "like" or sometimes I don't finish sentences, but I do use some big words. Once instead of studying my friend Kris and I looking up words that make someone sound intelligent and I actually used about 30% of those words. Not bad for me.

One place that I have been perhaps ridiculed for it is during party conversation, or bar chatter. Also, I notice it when I am talking to teenagers who don't have a wide vocabulary.

I'm sorry that I use words larger than two syllables!

blech..hipster

So I'm in Starbucks right now...on a mac, wearing nerdlet glasses.

Someone wearing those shoes that have individual places for your toes came in. Of course you would see that at starbucks...

So yeah, we have no internet at home. It really sucks. What am I supposed to do all day? Clean?! No thanks.

Also, I just realized that I have had earphones in for about an hour, and I am not listening to any music/noise whatsoever.

So one thing you'll realize this year as compared to last is that I do not need to complain about not having a job yet! YAY, it's not a full time one quite yet, but I do have something. I will be working at the pro shop at larters golf course. Sweet...I am looking forward to it because it is finally something that will be much more relevant to my future positions. I will need to become much more proactive and it will be busy, which is something that I really like and is something I've been craving from a job. Last year when I worked at Impark I found it frustrating because I craved more responsibility and there was no sense of urgency or desire for good customers service - almost like a government job. I don't know if it will provide me with all the income I am seeking for my european excursion, so I'll try and find something supplementary.


In other great news, the last months stats for blog views is 396. Tell your friends! I would be ecstatic if this got up past 500. I'd be famous. Then all my group members that made fun of me for having a blog can suck it! Actually they probably wouldn't care. Yeah, I told them in a group meeting that I blogged and they asked if it was a winnipeg thing. ha ha ha.

Monday, May 2, 2011

the last last day

So my time at Brock is complete. I will likely not be coming back to attend school there ever again. My time as a scholar is nearing the end....

I had a fantastic last day though. We were lucky enough to know the right people and spent the day as tourists in niagara falls. Something I never realized or thought about was how horrible tourist towns are. I just does not cultivate the greatest environment for those citizens living there. We encountered this again when stopping along the road trip and I was thinking about how horrible it would be to have your industry based solely on tourism...tourists are dumb.

Someone once asked what time they turned the falls off....think about that!!!

So anyways our day started off with the Spanish Aero car, then we went to the butterfly conservatory. After we went to table rock where we saw some weird 4D show and then we went down into the tunnels behind the falls...truly was not that exciting.

It was really neat to be able to tour all these sites however I would never ever pay for that. Most places were about ten dollars or more to get into something that would last at most 15 minutes. That is not a great value.

But then...the best part of the day...

A HELICOPTER TOUR!

It was unreal. I don't know what else to say. We saw so much stuff, and our pilot was in an esquire commercial - one of the best in the world!

It was a great day.